Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Office Race (2023)
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Office Race (2023)
We are safely in Newcastlel so I'll just give a rating from earlier this year on this Joel McHale comedy flick remotely. #jackmeatsflix
Die'ced (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Die’ced (2023)
With a little more story development, added runtime, and some polish, this could have been a stronger #Shocktober entry (almost forgot this 1-hour flick). #jackmeatsflix
The Crow (1994) #jackmeatsflix
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The Crow (1994)
I watch The Crow (1994) annually and is a #Shocktober staple for me. This is my Devil's Night opus. RIP Brandon. #jackmeatsflix
Alien: Romulus (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Alien: Romulus (2024)
The latest #Shocktober entry in the Alien franchise is technically impressive in every way, from its beautiful cinematography to its tight pacing. #jackmeatsflix
Skeletons in the Closet (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Skeletons In The Closet (2024)
This #Shocktober flick tries to combine emotional storytelling with supernatural horror but is hindered by a low budget and a poorly written story. #jackmeatsflix
Hostile Dimensions (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Hostile Dimensions (2024)
One of those #Shocktober films that’s convoluted but still fun in its own strange, Twilight Zone kind of way. #jackmeatsflix
Taeter Burger (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Taeter Burger (2023)
My favorite time of year, #shocktober, and what better way to kick it off than with an all-out gorefest from #necrostorm. #jackmeatsflix
Wyrmwood: Apocalypse (2021) #jackmeatsflix
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Wyrmwood: Apocalypse (2021)
I checked out this Aussie horror sequel a while back and gave it a rating so here is a quick one for you. #jackmeatsflix
Bag Boy Lover Boy (2014) #jackmeatsflix
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Bag Boy Lover Boy (2014)
This is a strange, slow-burn of a movie that flirts with shock value but doesn’t quite hit the mark. #jackmeatsflix
Straightheads (2007) #jackmeatsflix
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Straightheads (2007)
Gillian Anderson stars in this average revenge thriller that drags a lot before getting to the point and ends up being very far-fetched. #jackmeatsflix
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