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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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El Conde (2023) 17 Jan 2025
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El Conde (2023)
If a visually striking flick involving a Chilean dictator as a centuries-old vampire yearning for death sounds fun, here you go. #jackmeatsflix
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Sweet Tooth - 3 Seasons (2021-2024) #jackmeatsflix 13 Jan 2025
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Sweet Tooth – 3 Seasons (2021-2024)
This is an exceptional fantasy series that stands out for its charm, heart, and creative world-building. #jackmeatsflix
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Asteroid City (2023) #jackmeatsflix 11 Jan 2025
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Asteroid City (2023)
A Visually Stunning Quirk-Fest That Balances Art and Entertainment that is very typical Wes Anderson. #jackmeatsflix
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Darkness of Man (2025) #jackmeatsflix 31 Dec 2024
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Darkness Of Man (2024)
A respectable attempt to show a different side of JCVD in this neo-noir action/thriller, but it falls short of being truly memorable. #jackmeatsflix
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Venom: The Last Dance (2024) #jackmeatsflix 22 Dec 2024
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Venom: The Last Dance (2024)
I was itching to see the finale of this trilogy and for fans of the anti-hero and his wisecracking symbiote, it’s a dance worth watching. #jackmeatsflix
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Botched (2007) #jackmeatsflix 18 Dec 2024
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Botched (2007)
I always enjoy a movie that has you convinced you know what is going on and then it takes a right turn into something else. #jackmeatsflix
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The Penguin: Season 1 (2024) #jackmeatsflix 17 Dec 2024
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The Penguin: Season 1 (2024)
I have been neglecting #jackmeatstv so here is a dark, captivating, and expertly acted series that fans of The Batman won’t want to miss.
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Silent Night (2023) 15 Dec 2024
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Silent Night (2023)
This holiday flick is worth a watch for die-hard John Woo fans or action enthusiasts but might miss the mark due to lack of dialogue. #jackmeatsflix
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Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024) #jackmeatsflix 11 Dec 2024
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Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024)
The Appalachian setting is a nice touch for this entry in the Hellboy franchise but the lack of Ron Perlman is a deal breaker. #jackmeatsflix
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Office Race (2023) 12 Nov 2024
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Office Race (2023)
We are safely in Newcastlel so I'll just give a rating from earlier this year on this Joel McHale comedy flick remotely. #jackmeatsflix
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