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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Slotherhouse (2023) #jackmeatsflix 11 Sep 2026
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Slotherhouse (2023)
Is Slotherhouse a good movie? Not really. Did I have fun watching a sloth murder sorority girls? Absolutely! #jackmeatsflix
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The Runner (2026) 10 Sep 2026
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The Runner (2026)
The Runner is basically Speed without the bus, Run Lola Run without the excitement, and Gal Gadot in running pants. #jackmeatsflix
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Deathwoods (2026) 09 Sep 2026
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Deathwoods (2026)
You know you’re watching a slasher flick when the smartest survival strategy is inviting more people into the woods. #jackmeatsflix
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Just Play Dead (2026) 08 Sep 2026
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Just Play Dead (2026)
I’m sure Just Play Dead sounded brilliant in the pitch meeting. Then they forgot to make the movie as good as the pitch. #jackmeatsflix
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The Last Assassins (2026) 07 Sep 2026
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The Last Assassins (2026)
I love a snowy apocalypse, but this spends so much time in the fog I wondered if the budget was hiding in there. #jackmeatsflix
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Penny Lane Is Dead (2026) #jackmeatsflix 06 Sep 2026
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Penny Lane Is Dead (2026)
A beach house, some cupcakes, and a pissed-off cousin are all you need for 90 minutes of bloody 80s chaos. #jackmeatsflix
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Motor City (2026) #jackmeatsflix 05 Sep 2026
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Motor City (2026)
Motor City is basically a dialogue-free revenge movie where the music does the talking and Alan Ritchson does the punching. #jackmeatsflix
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Demons at Dawn (2022) #jackmeatsflix 04 Sep 2026
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Demons at Dawn (2022)
I spent so long waiting for Demons at Dawn to become a horror movie that I nearly forgot I was watching one. #jackmeatsflix
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The Whisper Man (2026) #jackmeatsflix 03 Sep 2026
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The Whisper Man (2026)
The Whisper Man has a great cast, decent camerawork, and plenty of creepy potential, but somehow I ended up only mildly entertained. #jackmeatsflix
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Pinocchio Unstrung (2026) #jackmeatsflix 02 Sep 2026
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Pinocchio: Unstrung (2026)
The public-domain Twisted Childhood universe continues, and this time Pinocchio is butchering people because being a real boy wasn't enough. #jackmeatsflix
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