Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Strange Darling (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Strange Darling (2024)
If you are looking for a gritty, well-orchestrated horror-thriller that leans more toward psychological intensity than outright scares this #Shocktober, here you go. #jackmeatsflix
The Platform 2 (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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The Platform 2 (2024)
This sequel let off the gas veering in the wrong direction of #Shocktober greatness but still is a disturbing psychological thriller with horror elements. #jackmeatsflix
The Platform (2019) #jackmeatsflix
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The Platform (2019)
I just watched the sequel the other night and realized I did NOT review the first back in March 2020 so here are the notes I took shortly after watching
Hostile Dimensions (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Hostile Dimensions (2024)
One of those #Shocktober films that’s convoluted but still fun in its own strange, Twilight Zone kind of way. #jackmeatsflix
Shark Night 3D (2011) #jackmeatsflix
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Shark Night 3D (2011)
I was able to slip in a 3D flick right before #Shocktober began but I didn't exactly pick a winner with this tame shark attack excursion. #jackmeatsflix
Jackpot! (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Jackpot! (2024)
If you're looking for an easy-to-watch action comedy with solid performances from Cena and Awkwafina, you are in luck. #jackmeatsflix
Slaughterhouse on the Hill (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Slaughterhouse on the Hill (2024)
If you're in the mood for some creative kills and the ridiculousness of a B-budget horror flick, you might find yourself enjoying this mess. #jackmeatsflix
Borderlands (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Borderlands (2024)
This video game adaptation has some wildly varied pros and cons that ended up giving me a mediocre action experience that was saved by the superb @EliRoth. #jackmeatsflix
The Killer (2024)
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The Killer (2024)
Still quite busy but I had time for this unnecessary remake of a John Woo classic action flick which he updated for 2024. #jackmeatsflix
Kalki 2898-AD (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Kalki 2898-AD (2024)
Part one of this story stands out as a great sci-fi fantasy adventure despite the language barrier and the obligatory dance numbers. #jackmeatsflix
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