July, 2026 | Jackmeats Flix

Enola Holmes 3 (2026)

Even Enola couldn't solve the mystery of where all the fun from the first two movies disappeared to. #jackmeatsflix

Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls (2023)

Onyx the Fortuitous has enough fun and practical effects, If you can survive Onyx's infomercial voice for 110 minutes. #jackmeatsflix

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Southern Scares (2026)

Horror plus a 90s video store is basically catnip for me. Too bad the VCR accidentally chewed up the last ten minutes. #jackmeatsflix

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Sight Unseen (2026)

Low budget, sure, but at least Sight Unseen never tries to convince you cardboard boxes are million-dollar special effects. #jackmeatsflix

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Beaten To Death (2023)

This is not one of those times when the title is NOT putting it mildly so check out one man's determination to survive. #jackmeatsflix

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Obsession (2026)

Inde Navarrette doesn't steal this movie. She kidnaps it, duct tapes it in the trunk, and somehow makes your EX a little less clingy. #jackmeatsflix

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The Flesh People (2026)

Nothing says friendship like splitting rent, removing kidneys on the kitchen floor, and serving neighbors suspicious mystery meat afterward. #jackmeatsflix

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Tuner (2026)

Turns out hyper-sensitive hearing is either a terrible medical condition or an incredible resume booster for professional thieves. #jackmeatsflix

Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Enola Holmes 3 (2026)

Enola Holmes 3 (2026)

Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls (2023)

Southern Scares (2026)

Sight Unseen (2026)

Beaten To Death (2023)

Obsession (2026)

The Flesh People (2026)

Tuner (2026)

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