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Knightfall (2025) 12 Sep 2026
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Knightfall (2026)
Knightfall is a spy thriller where everyone is very serious, it's almost always dark, and the same song works for every attack. #jackmeatsflix
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The Runner (2026) 10 Sep 2026
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The Runner (2026)
The Runner is basically Speed without the bus, Run Lola Run without the excitement, and Gal Gadot in running pants. #jackmeatsflix
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Motor City (2026) #jackmeatsflix 05 Sep 2026
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Motor City (2026)
Motor City is basically a dialogue-free revenge movie where the music does the talking and Alan Ritchson does the punching. #jackmeatsflix
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Batman: Knightfall Part 1: Knightfall (2026) #jackmeatsflix 01 Sep 2026
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Batman Knightfall Part 1 (2026)
Arkham blows up, everyone gets loose, Batman gets his ass kicked, and now I have to wait for the rest of the damn story. #jackmeatsflix
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Land of Wolves (2026) #jackmeatsflix 29 Aug 2026
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Land of Wolves (2026)
Four ex-SEALs, an underground death match, and a room full of masked billionaires watching. Sometimes simple really is enough. #jackmeatsflix
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Mutiny (2026) 27 Aug 2026
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Mutiny (2026)
Mutiny delivers the Statham ass-kicking package, but unfortunately forgot to include the urgency, mystery or anything memorable. Ship Happens! #jackmeatsflix
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Colony (2026) #jackmeatsflix 22 Aug 2026
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Colony (2026)
Colony isn't the next Train to Busan, but its bizarre zombies bring a hive mind with a body count. #jackmeatsflix
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Meg 2: The Trench (2023) #jackmeatsflix 18 Aug 2026
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Meg 2: The Trench (2023)
With Mutiny coming this weekend, I revisited Meg 2. Great visuals but so hokey I wondered if this was Fast & Furious: Fish Tank Edition. #jackmeatsflix
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Run (1991) #jackmeatsflix 15 Aug 2026
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Run (1991)
I remembered liking Run, and thankfully 2026 me agrees that this silly little ’90s action flick still knows how to have fun. #jackmeatsflix
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The Death of Robin Hood (2026) 12 Aug 2026
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The Death of Robin Hood (2026)
Hugh Jackman makes a convincing Robin Hood, although this version spends considerably less time stealing from the rich and more time regretting it. #jackmeatsflix
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