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Godzilla Minus Zero (2026) #jackmeatsflix 08 Nov 2026
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Godzilla Minus Zero (2026)
Not quite as good as Minus One, but still a spectacular Godzilla adventure. Less crying, more stomping, and we'd have a winner. #jackmeatsflix
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The Dog Stars (2026) #jackmeatsflix 06 Nov 2026
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The Dog Stars (2026)
A gorgeous, slow-burning survival story with more heart than action. Just don't hold your breath waiting for the big payoff. #jackmeatsflix
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Resident Evil (2026) #jackmeatsflix 05 Nov 2026
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Resident Evil (2026)
Resident Evil is a bloody entertaining ride, even if the horror occasionally takes a backseat to the comedy. #jackmeatsflix
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Matchbox the Movie (2026) #jackmeatsflix 04 Nov 2026
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Matchbox the Movie (2026)
Childhood friends reunite for a funeral and somehow end up saving the world. Just your average night out, really. #jackmeatsflix
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Spider-Man Brand New Day (2026) #jackmeatsflix 03 Nov 2026
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)
Marvel seems to be finding its groove again, and Spidey is leading the charge. Now, about that X-Men movie...#jackmeatsflix
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Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) #jackmeatsflix 03 Nov 2026
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Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Just such a great flick beyond superhero standards. #jackmeatsflix #Oscars2022
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Fall 2: Deadpoint (2026) #jackmeatsflix 02 Nov 2026
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Fall 2: Deadpoint (2026)
Apparently, ticking off your dead sister's bucket list means ignoring common sense and climbing things that should come with a death certificate. #jackmeatsflix
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Pumpkin Patch (2025) #jackmeatsflix 28 Oct 2026
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Pumpkin Patch (2025)
Ever wondered what happens when AI, a pumpkin-headed vigilante, and a lifetime of movie references collide? Welcome to Pumpkin Patch. #jackmeatsflix
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Ready or Not: Here I Come (2026) #jackmeatsflix 27 Oct 2026
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Ready or Not: Here I Come (2026)
Grace just wanted to survive one terrible night, but apparently murdering one rich family unlocks the deluxe edition of hell. #jackmeatsflix
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Zombie Night (2013) #jackmeatsflix 26 Oct 2026
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Zombie Night (2013)
You'd think a movie about zombies coming out at night would have a few scares. Zombie Night scared me with its acting and storytelling. #jackmeatsflix
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