Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Altered (2025)
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Altered (2025)
There’s a good film buried under the noise somewhere, but it stumbles from scene to scene without ever sprouting. #jackmeatsflix
Drive-Away Dolls (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Drive-Away Dolls (2024)
A quirky road-trip comedy with great chemistry between Qualley and Viswanathan if you don't mind some clunky themes. #jackmeatsflix
The Fall Guy (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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The Fall Guy (2024)
A fast, entertaining reboot filled with great stunts and humor, offering plenty for action junkies and fans of the classic show. #jackmeatsflix
Playdate (2025)
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Playdate (2025)
A light, goofy PG action flick with Kevin James and Alan Ritchson dodging mercenaries during a “playdate” gone insane. #jackmeatsflix
F1 The Movie (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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F1: The Movie (2025)
Not a racing fan? Doesn’t matter. This high-octane Brad Pitt flick delivers the result of Top Gun & Formula 1 mating. #jackmeatsflix
Fight or Flight (2025)
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Fight or Flight (2025)
Josh Hartnett battles assassins at 30,000 feet in this chaotic, over-the-top action flick that knows exactly what it wants to be. #jackmeatsflix
Monkey Man (2024)
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Monkey Man (2024)
Dev Patel swings hard with Monkey Man, a brutal, blood-pumping revenge ride that hits hard emotionally and physically. #jackmeatsflix
Mantis (2025)
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Mantis (2025)
Trained killers, childish drama. Mantis fires blanks emotionally, though the action’s fine in this forgettable entry in the Kill Boksoon universe. #jackmeatsflix
Arcadian (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Arcadian (2024)
This flick offers a mix of horror and action, bolstered by the enigmatic presence of Nicolas Cage. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
Primitive War (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Primitive War (2025)
This #Shocktober, Primitive War is here to teach us that war is hell, but war with dinosaurs is bloody awesome. #jackmeatsflix
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