Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

Predator: Badlands (2025)

Predator: Badlands (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Predator: Badlands (2025)

Predator Badlands shifts the franchise to a lethal alien world where character growth and spectacle evolve alongside relentless alien danger. #jackmeatsflix

Mad Heidi (2022) #jackmeatsflix

Mad Heidi (2022)

This self-aware Swissploitation romp turns lactose intolerance into oppression and revenge into a wildly messy splatter fantasy. #jackmeatsflix

Speed Train (2025)

Speed Train (2025)

Human remote-control chaos sounds exciting until the train looks cheap and the screenplay forgets how brains work. #jackmeatsflix

Green Ice (1981)

Green Ice (1981)

Before Romancing the Stone, there was this much slower and less entertaining jewel heist flick that also involved emeralds. #jackmeatsflix

The Great Flood (2025)

The Great Flood (2025)

A mother fights rising waters and impossible choices, proving that survival means nothing without protecting the child who defines her. #jackmeatsflix

Now You See Me: Now You Don't (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025)

A fun, flashy sequel that adds new blood but sidelines the originals. Enjoyable misdirection, just not peak Horsemen magic. #jackmeatsflix

Dashing Through the Snow (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Dashing Through the Snow (2025)

Less “Dashing through the Snow,” more slipping on ice and pretending it was on purpose. #jackmeatsflix

Sisu: Road to Revenge (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Sisu: Road to Revenge (2025)

Aatami just wants to rebuild his home, but an army insists on turning it into the bloodiest DIY project imaginable. #jackmeatsflix

The Running Man (2025) #jackmeatsflix

The Running Man (2025)

A modern but uneven update that nails the action and performances, even if the tone clashes with its darker themes. #jackmeatsflix

Wildcat (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Wildcat (2025)

Wildcat jumps timelines like it’s late for work, but never jumps into greatness. Beckinsale tries - the script, not so much. #jackmeatsflix

×

Missed a review? Planning your weekend viewing? Sign up now.