Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Playdate (2025)
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Playdate (2025)
A light, goofy PG action flick with Kevin James and Alan Ritchson dodging mercenaries during a “playdate” gone insane. #jackmeatsflix
F1 The Movie (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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F1: The Movie (2025)
Not a racing fan? Doesn’t matter. This high-octane Brad Pitt flick delivers the result of Top Gun & Formula 1 mating. #jackmeatsflix
Fight or Flight (2025)
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Fight or Flight (2025)
Josh Hartnett battles assassins at 30,000 feet in this chaotic, over-the-top action flick that knows exactly what it wants to be. #jackmeatsflix
Monkey Man (2024)
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Monkey Man (2024)
Dev Patel swings hard with Monkey Man, a brutal, blood-pumping revenge ride that hits hard emotionally and physically. #jackmeatsflix
Mantis (2025)
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Mantis (2025)
Trained killers, childish drama. Mantis fires blanks emotionally, though the action’s fine in this forgettable entry in the Kill Boksoon universe. #jackmeatsflix
Arcadian (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Arcadian (2024)
This flick offers a mix of horror and action, bolstered by the enigmatic presence of Nicolas Cage. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
Primitive War (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Primitive War (2025)
This #Shocktober, Primitive War is here to teach us that war is hell, but war with dinosaurs is bloody awesome. #jackmeatsflix
Afterburn (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Afterburn (2025)
Afterburn delivers a predictable postapocalyptic treasure hunt saved only by its cast, brief brutal action and Slovakian wasteland vibes. #jackmeatsflix
Madame Web (2024)
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Madame Web (2024)
This flick has a major identity crisis and is kind of a mess, but the cast elevates it over what you may have heard. #jackmeatsflix
The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
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The Fantastic 4: First Steps (2025)
Marvel’s First Family returns in a colorful, retro adventure that favors character and family over spectacle, with a few cosmic surprises. #jackmeatsflix
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