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Kraken (2026) 26 Jul 2026
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Kraken (2026)
If you're after non-stop Kraken action, lower your expectations. If you like old-school creature features, you'll probably have fun. #jackmeatsflix
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Disclosure Day (2026) #jackmeatsflix 25 Jul 2026
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Disclosure Day (2026)
Spielberg still can put on a show. Shame the massive conspiracy reveal felt more like a polite shrug than a mic drop. #jackmeatsflix
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The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026) 23 Jul 2026
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The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)
It's Star Wars with a Marvel vibe. Plenty of laughs, action and aliens, but don't expect that classic galaxy-far-far-away magic. #jackmeatsflix
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Man of War (2026) #jackmeatsflix 14 Jul 2026
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Man of War (2026)
If you've been missing those old-school rescue mission action movies, Man of War scratches that itch without reinventing the genre. #jackmeatsflix
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The Furious (2026) 12 Jul 2026
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The Furious (2025)
It doesn't reinvent the revenge movie, but when the fights are this good, why would you care? #jackmeatsflix
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The Get Out (2026) 10 Jul 2026
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The Get Out (2026)
Turns out retiring from the crime business is somehow even more stressful than staying in it. Who knew? #jackmeatsflix
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Enola Holmes 3 (2026) 08 Jul 2026
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Enola Holmes 3 (2026)
Even Enola couldn't solve the mystery of where all the fun from the first two movies disappeared to. #jackmeatsflix
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Beaten to Death (2023) #jackmeatsflix 04 Jul 2026
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Beaten To Death (2023)
This is not one of those times when the title is NOT putting it mildly so check out one man's determination to survive. #jackmeatsflix
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Seven Snipers (2026) #jackmeatsflix 27 Jun 2026
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Seven Snipers (2026)
Tim Roth and Radha Mitchell deserved a better script, or is the best defense against one sniper inviting a whole bunch of other snipers? #jackmeatsflix
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Deep Water (2026) 24 Jun 2026
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Deep Water (2026)
Renny Harlin delivers exactly what I expected. A survival-thriller that rarely lets up, even when physics occasionally takes a lunch break. #jackmeatsflix
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