Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

Onslaught (2026)

Onslaught (2026)

Onslaught (2026)

Three genetically engineered killing machines, one pissed-off sniper, and a whole lot of government stupidity. My kind of #Shocktober evening. #jackmeatsflix

Runner (2026) #jackmeatsflix

Runner (2026)

My buddy-movie kick continues, and Runner gives us Ritchson & Wilson delivering a liver down under while everyone tries their best to kill them. #jackmeatsflix

Stormageddon (2015)

Stormageddon (2015)

Stormageddon is definitely cheap as hell, but I had way more fun with this ridiculous computer-causes-the-apocalypse nonsense than I expected. #jackmeatsflix

Mayday (2026) #jackmeatsflix

Mayday (2026)

There are fighter jets, Soviet Russia, Van Halen, Top Gun references and Kenneth Branagh beating people up. Need I say more? #jackmeatsflix

One Last Shot (2026) #jackmeatsflix

One Last Shot (2026)

One Last Shot is perfectly serviceable, but you'll probably forget most of it before the end credits finish. #jackmeatsflix

Scorched Earth (2022) #jackmeatsflix

Scorched Earth (2022)

This is what happens when you take an interesting premise and then botch every aspect of the film in the process of making it. #jackmeatsflix

The End of Oak Street (2026) #jackmeatsflix

The End of Oak Street (2026)

The End of Oak Street feels like The Twilight Zone got turned into an '80s adventure movie, and then somebody yelled, more dinosaurs. #jackmeatsflix

Lion Fist (2026) #jackmeatsflix

Lion Fist (2026)

Lion Fist basically threw every martial arts movie cliché into a blender, added glam rock, and forgot to make the movie good. #jackmeatsflix

Knightfall (2025)

Knightfall (2026)

Knightfall is a spy thriller where everyone is very serious, it's almost always dark, and the same song works for every attack. #jackmeatsflix

The Runner (2026)

The Runner (2026)

The Runner is basically Speed without the bus, Run Lola Run without the excitement, and Gal Gadot in running pants. #jackmeatsflix

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