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Anaconda (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Anaconda (2025)
It’s a silly, self-aware Anaconda reboot that isn’t as funny as it should be, but the cast makes it an enjoyable watch. #jackmeatsflix
Greenland 2: Migration (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Greenland 2: Migration (2026)
I enjoyed the first one, but solid performances and grim visuals can’t save this sequel that forgets basic logic. #jackmeatsflix
Green Ice (1981)
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Green Ice (1981)
Before Romancing the Stone, there was this much slower and less entertaining jewel heist flick that also involved emeralds. #jackmeatsflix
Legend of the Forest (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Legend of the Forest (2025)
Basically, it's a tragedy that really has nothing to do with Bigfoot and is a step above watching paint dry. #jackmeatsflix
Fountain of Youth (2025)
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Fountain of Youth (2025)
If you're into ancient secrets and sand-covered mysteries, this flick is worth a look. Just don’t expect it to rewrite the map. #jackmeatsflix
Renegade Nell: Season 1 (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Renegade Nell: Season 1 (2024)
Some decent action scenes, a bit of supernatural fun and a charming lead gets muddled up in some lazy writing and canned after season 1. #jackmeatstv
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