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Iron Lung is 80,000 gallons of fake blood and one guy slowly losing his mind in a submarine that feels legally unsafe. #jackmeatsflix

You can feel the passion for Giallo cinema here, even if ambition and execution spend most of the movie avoiding each other. #jackmeatsflix

Mario Bava could make somebody handing over a piece of cake look more interesting than most modern action scenes. #jackmeatsflix

I came for creepy folk horror, and this love letter to Fulci did not disappoint. #jackmeatsflix

Red Riding is basically a depressed teen who moves to a creepy Scottish estate and proceeds to make every possible bad decision. #jackmeatsflix

The biggest twist in Bad Voodoo was realizing IMDb reviews accidentally belonged to a completely different movie. Funny stuff. #jackmeatsflix

Thrash basically asks, “What if surviving a Category 5 hurricane wasn’t stressful enough?” Enter the sharks. #jackmeatsflix

I had to check out this Finnish horror flick from the band Lordi, winners of Eurovision in 2006. #jackmeatsflix

The Mummy felt like Evil Dead, and The Exorcist had a cursed little horror baby wrapped in bandages. #jackmeatsflix

Buffet Infinity feels like someone found a cursed VHS tape of late-night commercials and somehow made it strangely hilarious. #jackmeatsflix

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