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The Watchers (2024) #jackmeatsflix 09 Feb 2026
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The Watchers (2024)
Giving extra meaning to the whole "everyone is watching" environment. I doubt that was a social mistake in this horror thriller. #jackmeatsflix
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The Rip (2026) #jackmeatsflix 05 Feb 2026
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The Rip (2026)
The Rip is a gritty Miami cop thriller carried by Damon and Affleck, with solid twists for your Netflix and chill night. #jackmeatsflix
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The Ruse (2025) 11 Jan 2026
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The Ruse (2025)
Well-acted and nicely shot, The Ruse builds solid suspense, even if stiff performances and offscreen kills hold it back. #jackmeatsflix
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Now You See Me: Now You Don't (2025) #jackmeatsflix 27 Dec 2025
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Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025)
A fun, flashy sequel that adds new blood but sidelines the originals. Enjoyable misdirection, just not peak Horsemen magic. #jackmeatsflix
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The Man in My Basement (2025) #jackmeatsflix 25 Nov 2025
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The Man in My Basement (2025)
Stylish but slow mystery where Willem Dafoe shines, while the story drags and the lack of answers makes it frustrating. #jackmeatsflix
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Enemy (2014) 06 Nov 2025
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Enemy (2014)
Enemy has a dark heart, deliberate pacing, and a web of interpretations, so watch if you plan on paying full attention. #jackmeatsflix
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Honey Don't! (2025) 18 Sep 2025
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Honey Don’t! (2025)
Cast looks good, sex is plentiful, but the story’s missing in action—Honey Don’t! is a stylish noir curiosity without a case. #jackmeatsflix
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Weapons (2025) 13 Sep 2025
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Weapons (2025)
Weapons pulls you in from its chilling opening, layering mystery, tension, and disturbing imagery into one of 2025’s best. #jackmeatsflix
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The Dogs (2025) #jackmeatsflix 30 Jul 2025
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The Dogs (2025)
Temper your expectations from "when dogs attack" to "supernatural mystery" and you have a solid 90s made-for-TV movie. #jackmeatsflix
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Saint Clare (2025) 26 Jul 2025
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Saint Clare (2025)
Bella Thorne plays a misguided vigilante in this low-stakes thriller where ghostly guidance and clumsy twists fail to deliver real thrills. #jackmeatsflix
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