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A stranded filmmaker gets taken in by a religious nut who wants to turn him into a god. Should go well. #jackmeatsflix

Knightfall is a spy thriller where everyone is very serious, it's almost always dark, and the same song works for every attack. #jackmeatsflix

Is Slotherhouse a good movie? Not really. Did I have fun watching a sloth murder sorority girls? Absolutely! #jackmeatsflix

The Runner is basically Speed without the bus, Run Lola Run without the excitement, and Gal Gadot in running pants. #jackmeatsflix

You know you’re watching a slasher flick when the smartest survival strategy is inviting more people into the woods. #jackmeatsflix

I’m sure Just Play Dead sounded brilliant in the pitch meeting. Then they forgot to make the movie as good as the pitch. #jackmeatsflix

I love a snowy apocalypse, but this spends so much time in the fog I wondered if the budget was hiding in there. #jackmeatsflix

A beach house, some cupcakes, and a pissed-off cousin are all you need for 90 minutes of bloody 80s chaos. #jackmeatsflix

Motor City is basically a dialogue-free revenge movie where the music does the talking and Alan Ritchson does the punching. #jackmeatsflix

I spent so long waiting for Demons at Dawn to become a horror movie that I nearly forgot I was watching one. #jackmeatsflix

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