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Playdate (2025)
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Playdate (2025)
A light, goofy PG action flick with Kevin James and Alan Ritchson dodging mercenaries during a “playdate” gone insane. #jackmeatsflix
Dream Eater (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Dream Eater (2025)
Some eerie moments and a strong lead, but Dream Eater gets stuck in a cycle of sleepwalk, panic, forget, repeat. #jackmeatsflix
The Elixir (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Elixir (2025)
A messy but entertaining Indonesian zombie flick where an anti-aging serum turns deadly, and I enjoyed the solid gore effects. #jackmeatsflix
F1 The Movie (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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F1: The Movie (2025)
Not a racing fan? Doesn’t matter. This high-octane Brad Pitt flick delivers the result of Top Gun & Formula 1 mating. #jackmeatsflix
Afflicted (2014) #jackmeatsflix
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Afflicted (2013)
Smart, intense, and surprisingly polished, Afflicted turns its travel-vlog setup into one of the better modern found-footage horror stories. #jackmeatsflix
Fight or Flight (2025)
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Fight or Flight (2025)
Josh Hartnett battles assassins at 30,000 feet in this chaotic, over-the-top action flick that knows exactly what it wants to be. #jackmeatsflix
Queens of the Dead (2025)
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Queens of the Dead (2025)
Tina Romero’s queer-centered zombie film is playful and chaotic, appealing to campy film lovers but not to hardcore zombie enthusiasts.#jackmeatsflix
Monkey Man (2024)
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Monkey Man (2024)
Dev Patel swings hard with Monkey Man, a brutal, blood-pumping revenge ride that hits hard emotionally and physically. #jackmeatsflix
Guess Who (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Guess Who (2024)
I had a harder time guessing what the makers of this flick were trying to accomplish as opposed to who the killer was. #jackmeatsflix
Frankenstein (2025)
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Frankenstein (2025)
A darkly beautiful, emotionally devastating take on a timeless monster brought to life by the visionary Guillermo del Toro. #jackmeatsflix
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