Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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A Town Full of Ghosts (2022) #jackmeatsflix
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A Town Full Of Ghosts (2023)
A Town Full Of Ghosts looked promising with its creepy setting, but the acting scared me more than the ghosts. #jackmeatsflix
Faces of Death (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Faces of Death (2026)
Content moderator finds murder videos online and somehow decides investigation is the safest possible career move. It is not. #jackmeatsflix
The Punisher: One Last Kill (2026)
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The Punisher: One Last Kill (2026)
Jon Bernthal returns as Frank Castle, and Disney somehow approved a level of violence that definitely skipped the HR review. #jackmeatsflix
Cabin Girl (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Cabin Girl (2023)
An indie thriller that takes a predictable trip into the supernatural with mediocre results. #jackmeatsflix
Werewolf Massacre: Carnage of the Night Creatures (2025)
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Werewolf Massacre: Carnage of the Night Creatures (2025)
I’ve sat through a lot of trash over the years, but this one had me checking the runtime like it owed me money. #jackmeatsflix
The Serpent's Skin (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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The Serpent’s Skin (2026)
I was on board with the demon tattoo premise, but this felt like three spooky campfire stories awkwardly sharing an apartment. #jackmeatsflix
Sorry, Charlie (2023)
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Sorry, Charlie (2023)
This flick is more of a thriller than a horror, and its uneven pacing keeps it from ever rising above mediocre. #jackmeatsflix
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)
The story is simple, but the movie moves fast enough that I barely noticed as another colorful disaster happened onscreen. #jackmeatsflix
Perpetrator (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Perpetrator (2023)
Aesthetically appealing indie flick that has a hard time explaining what it was trying to accomplish. #jackmeatsflix
Protanopia (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Protanopia (2024)
Protanopia doesn’t hold your hand. It blindfolds you, spins you around, and says, “Good luck figuring this out.” #jackmeatsflix
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