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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Soulm8te (2026) #jackmeatsflix 14 Aug 2026
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Soulm8te (2026)
Soulm8te is what happens when a lonely guy gets a naked robot girlfriend and immediately starts editing her code. Where's the problem? #jackmeatsflix
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Corporate Retreat (2026) #jackmeatsflix 13 Aug 2026
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Corporate Retreat (2026)
Not the worst Saw knockoff I've seen, but definitely one where “team bonding” takes a very literal and extremely bloody turn. #jackmeatsflix
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The Death of Robin Hood (2026) 12 Aug 2026
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The Death of Robin Hood (2026)
Hugh Jackman makes a convincing Robin Hood, although this version spends considerably less time stealing from the rich and more time regretting it. #jackmeatsflix
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Thingy (2026) 11 Aug 2026
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Thingy (2026)
Thingy starts with a hookup gone wrong and eventually becomes a gooey supernatural house party nobody should have RSVP’d to. #jackmeatsflix
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Miracle Baby (2023) 10 Aug 2026
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Bayi Ajaib (2023)
Indonesia has been cranking out some great horror flix and this one is scary enough to recommend even if a step down from others #jackmeatsflix
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Evil Dead Burn (2026) #jackmeatsflix 09 Aug 2026
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Evil Dead Burn (2026)
I love Evil Dead, so watching Burn unleash this much gore while everyone makes stupid decisions made for a bloody good night #jackmeatsflix
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Supergirl (2026) #jackmeatsflix 08 Aug 2026
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Supergirl (2026)
Supergirl takes Kara into space for a Guardians-style adventure, but apparently finding enough Lobo for the movie was too difficult. #jackmeatsflix
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Piercing Screams (2025) 07 Aug 2026
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Piercing Screams (2025)
This feels less like a horror movie and more like an infomercial for people really passionate about body suspension. #jackmeatsflix
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Scary Movie (2026) 06 Aug 2026
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Scary Movie (2026)
It's not a disaster, but after all the hype around the Wayans returning, I expected a lot more than polite chuckles. #jackmeatsflix
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Night of Blood (2026) #jackmeatsflix 05 Aug 2026
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Night of Blood (2026)
Six people enter a deadly endurance challenge. The real test is making it through this movie without checking the time. #jackmeatsflix
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