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Say no to drugs, say yes to slo-mo punches. Feels like an ’80s fight flick that forgot the talent. #jackmeatsflix

I enjoyed the first one, but solid performances and grim visuals can’t save this sequel that forgets basic logic. #jackmeatsflix

A gripping survival film that becomes even more powerful once you realize how much the true story was toned down #jackmeatsflix

As usual, another way to enjoy The Oscars is a pick’em contest for all the bragging rights (maybe prizes). Join US. #jackmeatsflix

My opinion? The poster deserves an apology for being associated with this audience-punishing filmmaking. #jackmeatsflix

Postpartum horror meets haunted farmhouse, occasionally interrupted by scenes that feel like they wandered in from another movie. #jackmeatsflix

This felt like Spy Kids with an identity crisis and way too much CGI blood for its own good. #jackmeatsflix

IF you want to be a throwback to terrible 90's SOV slasher movies, you don't have to nail the TERRIBLE part so well. #jackmeatsflix

Equal parts tragic romance and stylish horror, Besson’s Dracula is a feast for the eyes, anchored by solid performances. #jackmeatsflix

Jeff Speakman kicks plenty of ass, but Street Knight never hits like The Perfect Weapon. Still fun, still fast, still very ’90s. #jackmeatsflix

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