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A modern but uneven update that nails the action and performances, even if the tone clashes with its darker themes. #jackmeatsflix

Ambitious and moody, but largely boring, this biblical-inspired flick provokes discussion far more than it provokes fear. #jackmeatsflix

Sweet Meats proves that when Troma goes country, the secret ingredient is still amusing and unsettling. #jackmeatsflix

I found it hard to stay immersed when the characters move like malfunctioning animatronics at an abandoned aquarium. #jackmeatsflix

Wildcat jumps timelines like it’s late for work, but never jumps into greatness. Beckinsale tries - the script, not so much. #jackmeatsflix

Blood Rush proves 64 minutes can still feel like punishment. No blood, no boobs, and no talent - nice trifecta. #jackmeatsflix

The team returns, the troll returns, and the pacing…wanders off for a bit. At least the VFX never bails. #jackmeatsflix

Pose tries to be artsy and mysterious but ends up feeling like an awkward weekend nobody wanted to attend. #jackmeatsflix

The dark web is watching her every move. Unfortunately, none of those moves include common sense. #jackmeatsflix

Tron: Ares brings the Grid back in style with jaw-dropping visuals and a killer soundtrack, delivering a worthwhile sequel. #jackmeatsflix

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