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Horror movies really need to stop proving that séances are the worst group activity ever invented. Maybe just play Uno instead. #jackmeatsflix

If you've been missing those old-school rescue mission action movies, Man of War scratches that itch without reinventing the genre. #jackmeatsflix

Passenger proves the quickest way to summon a demon is ignoring literally every piece of travel advice you were just given. #jackmeatsflix

It doesn't reinvent the revenge movie, but when the fights are this good, why would you care? #jackmeatsflix

House Sitter has way too much talky talky and not nearly enough stabby bloody. #jackmeatsflix

Turns out retiring from the crime business is somehow even more stressful than staying in it. Who knew? #jackmeatsflix

I watched The Red Book Ritual: Gates of Hell so you don't have to. Even the characters wanted to quit halfway through. #jackmeatsflix

Even Enola couldn't solve the mystery of where all the fun from the first two movies disappeared to. #jackmeatsflix

Onyx the Fortuitous has enough fun and practical effects, If you can survive Onyx's infomercial voice for 110 minutes. #jackmeatsflix

Horror plus a 90s video store is basically catnip for me. Too bad the VCR accidentally chewed up the last ten minutes. #jackmeatsflix

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