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Horror royalty assembles for a paycheck parade through a bland, soap-opera demon flick that confuses gore for substance. #jackmeatsflix

The monster under the bed is real, it’s adorable, and somehow the assassins are the least scary thing in this charming flick. #jackmeatsflix

Feels less like a movie and more like an excuse to grope actresses with Halloween props. 66 minutes felt eternal. #jackmeatsflix

A Saw-lite online nightmare where likes mean survival, proving once again that social media was a mistake. #jackmeatsflix

Beneath the gunfights lies a tragic tale of friendship destroyed, proving Bullet in the Head remains powerful even decades later. #jackmeatsflix

A slow-burn sci-fi thriller where uncertainty fuels dread as a traumatized man questions whether he was abducted or just broken. #jackmeatsflix

Fans of the Italian zombie genre of the early 80s are clearly the target audience for this forgettable entry into a crowded field. #jackmeatsflix

A grief-stricken mother spirals through fractured dreams and waking nightmares as trauma and reality begin dangerously overlapping. #jackmeatsflix

Well-acted and nicely shot, The Ruse builds solid suspense, even if stiff performances and offscreen kills hold it back. #jackmeatsflix

Not great, not terrible. Mr. Buzzkill offers satisfying kills and camp slasher vibes, even if the story trips over itself. #jackmeatsflix

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