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Bambi: The Reckoning (2025) #jackmeatsflix 29 Dec 2025
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Bambi: The Reckoning (2025)
A mutant, grief-stricken deer hunts an entire family with unexpected laughs and just enough insanity to stay weirdly entertaining. #jackmeatsflix
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Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2025) #jackmeatsflix 28 Dec 2025
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Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 (2025)
This 104 minute trailer for part 3 has more robots & more noise, but when Fazfest happens, common sense leaves town. #jackmeatsflix
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Now You See Me: Now You Don't (2025) #jackmeatsflix 27 Dec 2025
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Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025)
A fun, flashy sequel that adds new blood but sidelines the originals. Enjoyable misdirection, just not peak Horsemen magic. #jackmeatsflix
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) 26 Dec 2025
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National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)
Festive traditions become weapons of mass dysfunction as the Griswolds prove Christmas spirit survives even during total household collapse. #jackmeatsflix
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Dear Santa (2024) #jackmeatsflix 25 Dec 2025
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Dear Santa (2024)
Jack Black steals the show as Satan in a festive misfire that teases dark comedy but settles for safe holiday laughs. #jackmeatsflix
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The Christmas Spirit (2022) 24 Dec 2025
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The Christmas Spirit (2022)
An earnest but dull Christmas parable where angels intervene for problems most people solve without supernatural assistance. #jackmeatsflix
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Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead (2014) 23 Dec 2025
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Dead Snow 2 (2014)
Dead Snow 2 truly is The Sequel You Did Nazi Coming, embracing excess and stupidity in the most entertaining way possible. #jackmeatsflix
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Dead Snow (2009) #jackmeatsflix 22 Dec 2025
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Dead Snow (2009)
Dead Snow proves Christmas movies don’t need joy when they have zombie Nazis and enough gore to melt the ice. #jackmeatsflix
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Amityville Christmas Vacation (2022) 21 Dec 2025
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Amityville Christmas Vacation (2022)
A cute premise meets brutal execution, resulting in 47 minutes of confused secondhand embarrassment (mine or Steve's, you pick) #jackmeatsflix
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Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022) #jackmeatsflix 20 Dec 2025
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Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022)
A robotic slasher Santa sounds like a great holiday flick but this one unfortunately doesn't live up to that hype. #jackmeatsflix
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