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A cute premise meets brutal execution, resulting in 47 minutes of confused secondhand embarrassment (mine or Steve's, you pick) #jackmeatsflix

A robotic slasher Santa sounds like a great holiday flick but this one unfortunately doesn't live up to that hype. #jackmeatsflix

Less “Dashing through the Snow,” more slipping on ice and pretending it was on purpose. #jackmeatsflix

Aatami just wants to rebuild his home, but an army insists on turning it into the bloodiest DIY project imaginable. #jackmeatsflix

Oblivium aims for haunting and ends up forgettable, ironically proving its own point better than intended. #jackmeatsflix

A beautifully shot slow-burn horror that whispers threats all movie long, then politely declines to follow through. #jackmeatsflix

A modern but uneven update that nails the action and performances, even if the tone clashes with its darker themes. #jackmeatsflix

Ambitious and moody, but largely boring, this biblical-inspired flick provokes discussion far more than it provokes fear. #jackmeatsflix

Sweet Meats proves that when Troma goes country, the secret ingredient is still amusing and unsettling. #jackmeatsflix

I found it hard to stay immersed when the characters move like malfunctioning animatronics at an abandoned aquarium. #jackmeatsflix

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