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Mutiny (2026)

Mutiny delivers the Statham ass-kicking package, but unfortunately forgot to include the urgency, mystery or anything memorable. Ship Happens! #jackmeatsflix

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Talk to Me (2023)

A bunch of idiots find a creepy, embalmed hand that lets them talk to ghosts, and naturally, they turn it into a party game. #jackmeatsflix

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Yellow Eyes (2026)

I would've left that house before the title card finished, but I guess common sense wasn't included with the inheritance. #jackmeatsflix

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Revelations (2025)

Revelations is a dark Korean thriller where a pastor's kid goes missing and more proof Yeon Sang-ho is a damn good director. #jackmeatsflix

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Wrong Side of Dead (2026)

Wrong Side of Dead wasn't terrible, but it tried so hard to force a twist, I just stopped caring. #jackmeatsflix

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Colony (2026)

Colony isn't the next Train to Busan, but its bizarre zombies bring a hive mind with a body count. #jackmeatsflix

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Shackled (2026)

I wanted to like Shackled more because the premise is great, but the movie keeps choosing the least interesting road possible. #jackmeatsflix

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Lockbox (2026)

Lockbox isn't reinventing horror, but Carla Gugino and Katharine Isabelle are so damn reliable they make vague demon nonsense more watchable. #jackmeatsflix

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Feed (2026)

Feed is a decent little indie vampire flick, assuming you can tolerate influencers making stupid decisions while being hunted. #jackmeatsflix

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Meg 2: The Trench (2023)

With Mutiny coming this weekend, I revisited Meg 2. Great visuals but so hokey I wondered if this was Fast & Furious: Fish Tank Edition. #jackmeatsflix

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Blog Posts

Mutiny (2026)

Talk to Me (2023)

Yellow Eyes (2026)

Revelations (2025)

Wrong Side of Dead (2026)

Colony (2026)

Shackled (2026)

Lockbox (2026)

Feed (2026)

Meg 2: The Trench (2023)

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