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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Playdate (2025) 21 Nov 2025
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Playdate (2025)
A light, goofy PG action flick with Kevin James and Alan Ritchson dodging mercenaries during a “playdate” gone insane. #jackmeatsflix
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Fight or Flight (2025) 16 Nov 2025
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Fight or Flight (2025)
Josh Hartnett battles assassins at 30,000 feet in this chaotic, over-the-top action flick that knows exactly what it wants to be. #jackmeatsflix
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Queens of the Dead (2025) 15 Nov 2025
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Queens of the Dead (2025)
Tina Romero’s queer-centered zombie film is playful and chaotic, appealing to campy film lovers but not to hardcore zombie enthusiasts.#jackmeatsflix
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Sincerely Saul (2024) #jackmeatsflix 04 Nov 2025
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Sincerely Saul (2024)
A painfully awkward dark comedy where nothing goes right, and not in a fun way. For me, more sighs than laughs. #jackmeatsflix
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Isleen Pines (2023) #jackmeatsflix 02 Nov 2025
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Isleen Pines (2024)
First #Shocktober straggler is a goofy Halloween bash gone intergalactic because nothing says “festive” like aliens interrupting your pumpkin beer run. #jackmeatsflix
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Coyotes (2025) 26 Oct 2025
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Coyotes (2025)
A slick but brainless #Shocktober siege flick where nature turns deadly and the humans prove dumber than the beasts. #jackmeatsflix
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The Toxic Avenger Unrated (2025) #jackmeatsflix 02 Oct 2025
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The Toxic Avenger (2025)
From mop-fu to melting faces, this 2025 version of The Toxic Avenger proves #Shocktober still has room for toxic heroes and tasteless humor. #jackmeatsflix
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Band on the Run (2025) 29 Sep 2025
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Band on the Run (2024)
When a Detroit band drags their difficult dad on the road to SXSW, chaos, grudges, and unexpected heart follow. #jackmeatsflix
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Adulthood (2025) 27 Sep 2025
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Adulthood (2025)
Two clueless siblings find a corpse, make every wrong choice imaginable, and drag their eccentric family into a mildly amusing dark disaster. #jackmeatsflix
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Spiral Drive (2020) #jackmeatsflix 19 Sep 2025
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Spiral Drive (2020)
Appalachian aliens force two wannabe filmmakers to keep rolling. Found footage clichés aside, Spiral Drive goes places you don’t expect. #jackmeatsflix
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