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Mad Heidi (2022) #jackmeatsflix 08 Jan 2026
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Mad Heidi (2022)
This self-aware Swissploitation romp turns lactose intolerance into oppression and revenge into a wildly messy splatter fantasy. #jackmeatsflix
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) 26 Dec 2025
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National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)
Festive traditions become weapons of mass dysfunction as the Griswolds prove Christmas spirit survives even during total household collapse. #jackmeatsflix
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Dear Santa (2024) #jackmeatsflix 25 Dec 2025
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Dear Santa (2024)
Jack Black steals the show as Satan in a festive misfire that teases dark comedy but settles for safe holiday laughs. #jackmeatsflix
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Amityville Christmas Vacation (2022) 21 Dec 2025
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Amityville Christmas Vacation (2022)
A cute premise meets brutal execution, resulting in 47 minutes of confused secondhand embarrassment (mine or Steve's, you pick) #jackmeatsflix
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Dashing Through the Snow (2025) #jackmeatsflix 19 Dec 2025
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Dashing Through the Snow (2025)
Less “Dashing through the Snow,” more slipping on ice and pretending it was on purpose. #jackmeatsflix
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Sweet Meats (2024) 13 Dec 2025
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Sweet Meats (2024)
Sweet Meats proves that when Troma goes country, the secret ingredient is still amusing and unsettling. #jackmeatsflix
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Tapawingo (2025) 03 Dec 2025
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Tapawingo (2025)
Tapawingo - where the fights are sloppy, the humor is dry, and the hero looks confused even when he’s winning. #jackmeatsflix
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Bugonia (2025) 02 Dec 2025
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Bugonia (2025)
Dark comedy turns dangerous fast in this sharp satire where every scene asks the same question: what if she’s really an alien? #jackmeatsflix
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Drive-Away Dolls (2024) #jackmeatsflix 28 Nov 2025
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Drive-Away Dolls (2024)
A quirky road-trip comedy with great chemistry between Qualley and Viswanathan if you don't mind some clunky themes. #jackmeatsflix
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Playdate (2025) 21 Nov 2025
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Playdate (2025)
A light, goofy PG action flick with Kevin James and Alan Ritchson dodging mercenaries during a “playdate” gone insane. #jackmeatsflix
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