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Super Happy Fun Clown (2025)
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Super Happy Fun Clown (2025)
Super Happy Fun Clown proves that years of emotional abuse and clown makeup are rarely a winning combination. #jackmeatsflix
Over Your Dead Body (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Over Your Dead Body (2026)
Every flashback adds another layer of insanity until the whole movie becomes a bloody, dysfunctional train wreck. #jackmeatsflix
Normal (2026)
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Normal (2026)
Bob Odenkirk wanders into a quiet little town called Normal and immediately discovers absolutely nothing is normal there. #jackmeatsflix
Buffet Infinity (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Buffet Infinity (2026)
Buffet Infinity feels like someone found a cursed VHS tape of late-night commercials and somehow made it strangely hilarious. #jackmeatsflix
How to Make a Killing (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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How to Make a Killing (2026)
Turns out murdering your wealthy relatives is harder when you keep casually visiting them right beforehand. Who knew? #jackmeatsflix
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)
The story is simple, but the movie moves fast enough that I barely noticed as another colorful disaster happened onscreen. #jackmeatsflix
Cheerleader Camp (1988) #jackmeatsflix
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Cheerleader Camp (1988)
It’s like someone pitched Friday the 13th but got distracted by Playboy and never circled back to the plot. #jackmeatsflix
Forbidden Fruits (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Forbidden Fruits (2026)
It’s like The Craft met Heathers at a food court, then spent an hour posing before remembering to be violent. #jackmeatsflix
They Will Kill You (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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They Will Kill You (2026)
A bloody, darkly hilarious flick that knows exactly how ridiculous it is and has a blast with every severed limb. #jackmeatsflix
Cheech & Chong's Last Movie (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Cheech & Chong’s Last Movie (2025)
It’s funny how these guys accidentally taught me not to do drugs while also becoming part of my childhood comedy hall of fame. #jackmeatsflix
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