horror | Jackmeats Flix

Sunset Strip Killers proves one thing - love makes people do crazy things, like willingly joining a murder spree. #jackmeatsflix

Backrooms looks fantastic and creates some genuinely creepy moments, but even a supernatural office maze needs a better business plan. #jackmeatsflix

Somewhere, my old Atari is smiling because Pitfall proves falling into spike pits is bad for your camping trip. #jackmeatsflix

The body count takes forever to start, but the tallywhacker count wastes absolutely no time. #jackmeatsflix

Every grieving family in horror should seriously consider moving into a brightly lit apartment instead of creepy old houses. #jackmeatsflix

Horror movies really need to stop proving that séances are the worst group activity ever invented. Maybe just play Uno instead. #jackmeatsflix

Passenger proves the quickest way to summon a demon is ignoring literally every piece of travel advice you were just given. #jackmeatsflix

House Sitter has way too much talky talky and not nearly enough stabby bloody. #jackmeatsflix

I watched The Red Book Ritual: Gates of Hell so you don't have to. Even the characters wanted to quit halfway through. #jackmeatsflix

Onyx the Fortuitous has enough fun and practical effects, If you can survive Onyx's infomercial voice for 110 minutes. #jackmeatsflix

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