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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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The Elixir (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Elixir (2025)
A messy but entertaining Indonesian zombie flick where an anti-aging serum turns deadly, and I enjoyed the solid gore effects. #jackmeatsflix
Afflicted (2014) #jackmeatsflix
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Afflicted (2013)
Smart, intense, and surprisingly polished, Afflicted turns its travel-vlog setup into one of the better modern found-footage horror stories. #jackmeatsflix
Queens of the Dead (2025)
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Queens of the Dead (2025)
Tina Romero’s queer-centered zombie film is playful and chaotic, appealing to campy film lovers but not to hardcore zombie enthusiasts.#jackmeatsflix
Guess Who (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Guess Who (2024)
I had a harder time guessing what the makers of this flick were trying to accomplish as opposed to who the killer was. #jackmeatsflix
Frankenstein (2025)
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Frankenstein (2025)
A darkly beautiful, emotionally devastating take on a timeless monster brought to life by the visionary Guillermo del Toro. #jackmeatsflix
The Boxer's Omen (1983)
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The Boxer’s Omen (1983)
Kickboxing meets voodoo in this cinematic buffet of black magic that defies logic, reason, and all health codes. #jackmeatsflix
Black Phone 2 (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Black Phone 2 (2025)
Four years later, The Grabber isn’t done. Black Phone 2 dials up the nightmare with grimy visuals and dream-driven terror. #jackmeatsflix
Hallow Road (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Hallow Road (2025)
Two parents take the world’s calmest panic drive while their daughter’s stuck in a #Shocktober movie she didn’t mean to star in. #jackmeatsflix
Isleen Pines (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Isleen Pines (2024)
First #Shocktober straggler is a goofy Halloween bash gone intergalactic because nothing says “festive” like aliens interrupting your pumpkin beer run. #jackmeatsflix
Halloween Ends (2022)
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Halloween Ends (2022)
Halloween Ends turns The Shape into a supporting act in his own finale, ending the #Shocktober trilogy with more sighs than screams. #jackmeatsflix
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