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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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The Weed Eaters (2026) #jackmeatsflix 18 Sep 2026
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The Weed Eaters (2026)
A bunch of stoners accidentally murder someone, then decide the obvious solution is to keep smokin' and eat him. Makes perfect sense.#jackmeatsflix
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Ed Gein #jackmeatsflix 17 Sep 2026
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Monster: The Ed Gein Story (2025)
Dahmer, the Menendez brothers, Ed Gein…and now Lizzie Borden today. Seems Netflix is basically building a serial-killer Avengers. #jackmeatstv
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Parasomnia (2025) 14 Sep 2026
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Parasomnia (2025)
The Shudder logo appeared, and I thought, “Could go either way.” Turns out Parasomnia went halfway, then stopped for exposition. #jackmeatsflix
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Blood Shine (2025) 13 Sep 2026
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Blood Shine (2025)
A stranded filmmaker gets taken in by a religious nut who wants to turn him into a god. Should go well. #jackmeatsflix
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Slotherhouse (2023) #jackmeatsflix 11 Sep 2026
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Slotherhouse (2023)
Is Slotherhouse a good movie? Not really. Did I have fun watching a sloth murder sorority girls? Absolutely! #jackmeatsflix
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Deathwoods (2026) 09 Sep 2026
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Deathwoods (2026)
You know you’re watching a slasher flick when the smartest survival strategy is inviting more people into the woods. #jackmeatsflix
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Penny Lane Is Dead (2026) #jackmeatsflix 06 Sep 2026
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Penny Lane Is Dead (2026)
A beach house, some cupcakes, and a pissed-off cousin are all you need for 90 minutes of bloody 80s chaos. #jackmeatsflix
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Demons at Dawn (2022) #jackmeatsflix 04 Sep 2026
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Demons at Dawn (2022)
I spent so long waiting for Demons at Dawn to become a horror movie that I nearly forgot I was watching one. #jackmeatsflix
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Pinocchio Unstrung (2026) #jackmeatsflix 02 Sep 2026
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Pinocchio: Unstrung (2026)
The public-domain Twisted Childhood universe continues, and this time Pinocchio is butchering people because being a real boy wasn't enough. #jackmeatsflix
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It Hunts (2026) 31 Aug 2026
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It Hunts (2026)
It Hunts turns recurring murder nightmares, depression, and grief into supernatural horror. Because apparently therapy wasn't creepy enough. #jackmeatsflix
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