Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Dead Snow (2009) #jackmeatsflix
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Dead Snow (2009)
Dead Snow proves Christmas movies don’t need joy when they have zombie Nazis and enough gore to melt the ice. #jackmeatsflix
Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022) #jackmeatsflix
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Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022)
A robotic slasher Santa sounds like a great holiday flick but this one unfortunately doesn't live up to that hype. #jackmeatsflix
Keeper (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Keeper (2025)
A beautifully shot slow-burn horror that whispers threats all movie long, then politely declines to follow through. #jackmeatsflix
The Carpenter's Son (2025)
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The Carpenter’s Son (2025)
Ambitious and moody, but largely boring, this biblical-inspired flick provokes discussion far more than it provokes fear. #jackmeatsflix
Sweet Meats (2024)
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Sweet Meats (2024)
Sweet Meats proves that when Troma goes country, the secret ingredient is still amusing and unsettling. #jackmeatsflix
Blood Rush (2025)
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Blood Rush (2025)
Blood Rush proves 64 minutes can still feel like punishment. No blood, no boobs, and no talent - nice trifecta. #jackmeatsflix
Wormtown (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Wormtown (2025)
Ashland’s residents are basically Airbnb hosts for flesh-eating worms, and three women are done paying rent in this gory parasite party. #jackmeatsflix
The Grove (2025)
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The Grove (2025)
If you’ve ever wanted Captain America remade by Temu, The Grove has you covered with a sequel tease no less. #jackmeatsflix
Frenzy Moon (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Frenzy Moon (2025)
Come for the werewolves, stay for the unintentional laughs. Frenzy Moon is a #turkey best left off your cinematic plate. #jackmeatsflix
Derelicts (2017) #jackmeatsflix
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Derelicts (2017)
My #Thankskilling tip: if your family dinner feels unbearable, let Derelicts prove it can always get way, way worse. #jackmeatsflix
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