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Kill Code (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Kill Code (2026)
There’s a decent action movie hiding inside Kill Code, but this is more like an AI experiment escaped before final edits happened. #jackmeatsflix
Iron Lung (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Iron Lung (2026)
Iron Lung is 80,000 gallons of fake blood and one guy slowly losing his mind in a submarine that feels legally unsafe. #jackmeatsflix
Fuze (2026)
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Fuze (2026)
Apparently, finding an unexploded WWII bomb is London's version of ringing the dinner bell for extremely organized thieves. #jackmeatsflix
City Wide Fever (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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City Wide Fever (2026)
You can feel the passion for Giallo cinema here, even if ambition and execution spend most of the movie avoiding each other. #jackmeatsflix
Over Your Dead Body (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Over Your Dead Body (2026)
Every flashback adds another layer of insanity until the whole movie becomes a bloody, dysfunctional train wreck. #jackmeatsflix
Bight (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Bight (2026)
Bight spends so much time talking about art and sex that I almost forgot it was supposed to be a thriller. #jackmeatsflix
Lisa and the Devil (1973) #jackmeatsflix
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Lisa and the Devil (1973)
Mario Bava could make somebody handing over a piece of cake look more interesting than most modern action scenes. #jackmeatsflix
The Forbidden Lands (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Forbidden Lands (2025)
I came for creepy folk horror, and this love letter to Fulci did not disappoint. #jackmeatsflix
Red Riding (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Red Riding (2026)
Red Riding is basically a depressed teen who moves to a creepy Scottish estate and proceeds to make every possible bad decision. #jackmeatsflix
Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan: Ghost War (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan: Ghost War (2026)
Ghost War moves fast, explains everything twice, and feels like a paint-by-numbers streaming spy assignment. #jackmeatsflix
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