Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Tapawingo (2025)
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Tapawingo (2025)
Tapawingo - where the fights are sloppy, the humor is dry, and the hero looks confused even when he’s winning. #jackmeatsflix
Bugonia (2025)
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Bugonia (2025)
Dark comedy turns dangerous fast in this sharp satire where every scene asks the same question: what if she’s really an alien? #jackmeatsflix
One Battle After Another (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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One Battle After Another (2025)
Oscar's incoming? Penn and PTA shine in this bold, bizarre epic led by DiCaprio and rising star Chase Infiniti. #jackmeatsflix
Frenzy Moon (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Frenzy Moon (2025)
Come for the werewolves, stay for the unintentional laughs. Frenzy Moon is a #turkey best left off your cinematic plate. #jackmeatsflix
Altered (2025)
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Altered (2025)
There’s a good film buried under the noise somewhere, but it stumbles from scene to scene without ever sprouting. #jackmeatsflix
Drive-Away Dolls (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Drive-Away Dolls (2024)
A quirky road-trip comedy with great chemistry between Qualley and Viswanathan if you don't mind some clunky themes. #jackmeatsflix
Derelicts (2017) #jackmeatsflix
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Derelicts (2017)
My #Thankskilling tip: if your family dinner feels unbearable, let Derelicts prove it can always get way, way worse. #jackmeatsflix
The Drowned (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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The Drowned (2023)
Decent production values can’t save this plodding siren-myth thriller with more noise blasts than story. #jackmeatsflix
The Man in My Basement (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Man in My Basement (2025)
Stylish but slow mystery where Willem Dafoe shines, while the story drags and the lack of answers makes it frustrating. #jackmeatsflix
Buried Alive (2025)
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Buried Alive (2025)
Trapped in a bunker with mutants, Officer Briggs faces cheesy effects & frantic action. I can already hear Svengoolie warming up. #jackmeatsflix
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