Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Pretty Lethal (2026)
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Pretty Lethal (2026)
Pretty Lethal convinced me ballerinas are the deadliest athletes alive. Forget MMA, try surviving a pissed-off dance troupe. #jackmeatsflix
Do Not Enter (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Do Not Enter (2026)
Influencers sneak into an abandoned hotel, unaware the supernatural tenant already hit “subscribe” on their suffering. #jackmeatsflix
Mexicali (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Mexicali (2026)
The movie starts strong, then trips into “why is this happening” territory, but at least the fights never get boring. #jackmeatsflix
Mamochka (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Mamochka (2026)
Mamochka is what happens when your dead mom leaves you a Nazi doll & your husband immediately speedruns a mental breakdown. #jackmeatsflix
Send Help (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Send Help (2026)
Sam Raimi returns to horror-comedy form with a bloody corporate meltdown on a beach. Need I say more? #jackmeatsflix
First Blood (1982) #jackmeatsflix
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First Blood (1982)
Small town cops pick a fight with a war-trained drifter and act surprised when it goes horribly wrong for them. #jackmeatsflix
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)
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Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)
The church angle sounds juicy, but drags like a Sunday sermon. The mystery works, I just stopped caring who did it. #jackmeatsflix
Kill Shot (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Kill Shot (2023)
Kill Shot misses the mark on action and storytelling. Felt like TV movie quality from back in the network days. #jackmeatsflix
The Octagon (1980) #jackmeatsflix
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The Octagon (1980)
Early Chuck Norris figuring out his one-man army vibe, while ninjas take turns getting absolutely owned. RIP Mr. Norris. #jackmeatsflix
The Strangers: Chapter 3 (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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The Strangers: Chapter 3 (2026)
All that buildup just to deliver a whole lot of nothing. Honestly impressive how boring a slasher can feel. #jackmeatsflix
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