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Masters of the Universe delivers the action, but at 146 minutes even Skeletor wanted someone to wrap it up. #jackmeatsflix

A classic that's worth revisiting for its atmosphere, performances and place in horror history, just don't expect outright terror. #jackmeatsflix

If your horror movie's best actor is the toilet, you may want to rethink a few casting decisions. #jackmeatsflix

Cinema Epoch and Amityville together should've been my warning, but I pressed play anyway because apparently I enjoy suffering. #jackmeatsflix

Amityville Karen somehow stretches one joke into 103 painful minutes. I laughed more at it than with it. #jackmeatsflix

Watching someone shoot a tornado with a handgun tells you everything you need to know about this ridiculous movie. #jackmeatsflix

If you enjoy gloriously bad movies, Amityville Rex delivers enough accidental comedy to make the 69 minutes surprisingly painless. #jackmeatsflix

This movie trapped me in its own Backrooms, where every scene led back to the exact same boring scene. #jackmeatsflix

If you're after non-stop Kraken action, lower your expectations. If you like old-school creature features, you'll probably have fun. #jackmeatsflix

Spielberg still can put on a show. Shame the massive conspiracy reveal felt more like a polite shrug than a mic drop. #jackmeatsflix

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