Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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The Drowned (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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The Drowned (2023)
Decent production values can’t save this plodding siren-myth thriller with more noise blasts than story. #jackmeatsflix
The Man in My Basement (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Man in My Basement (2025)
Stylish but slow mystery where Willem Dafoe shines, while the story drags and the lack of answers makes it frustrating. #jackmeatsflix
Buried Alive (2025)
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Buried Alive (2025)
Trapped in a bunker with mutants, Officer Briggs faces cheesy effects & frantic action. I can already hear Svengoolie warming up. #jackmeatsflix
The Fall Guy (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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The Fall Guy (2024)
A fast, entertaining reboot filled with great stunts and humor, offering plenty for action junkies and fans of the classic show. #jackmeatsflix
7 Days to Hell (2025)
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7 Days to Hell (2025)
Hell’s full of beautiful women, but the real horror is JJ’s acting and fashion sense in this B-budget flick. #jackmeatsflix
Playdate (2025)
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Playdate (2025)
A light, goofy PG action flick with Kevin James and Alan Ritchson dodging mercenaries during a “playdate” gone insane. #jackmeatsflix
Dream Eater (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Dream Eater (2025)
Some eerie moments and a strong lead, but Dream Eater gets stuck in a cycle of sleepwalk, panic, forget, repeat. #jackmeatsflix
The Elixir (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Elixir (2025)
A messy but entertaining Indonesian zombie flick where an anti-aging serum turns deadly, and I enjoyed the solid gore effects. #jackmeatsflix
F1 The Movie (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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F1: The Movie (2025)
Not a racing fan? Doesn’t matter. This high-octane Brad Pitt flick delivers the result of Top Gun & Formula 1 mating. #jackmeatsflix
Afflicted (2014) #jackmeatsflix
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Afflicted (2013)
Smart, intense, and surprisingly polished, Afflicted turns its travel-vlog setup into one of the better modern found-footage horror stories. #jackmeatsflix
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