Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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The Yeti (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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The Yeti (2026)
Decent-looking creature, but the movie cuts away so often you’ll start wondering if the Yeti is camera-shy. #jackmeatsflix
Murdercise (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Murdercise (2023)
Murdercise is EXACTLY what you would expect so knowing that, you may get a few laughs out of it #jackmeatsflix
Psycho Killer (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Psycho Killer (2026)
There’s a great horror movie hiding in here somewhere but keeps pulling over for snacks instead of actually finding it. #jackmeatsflix
Grotesque 2 (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Grotesque 2 (2024)
Grotesque 2 proves you can kill people on screen for $12 and still have a good time if Mildred is in charge of the fun. #jackmeatsflix
Touch Me (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Touch Me (2026)
Here is a movie where everyone needs therapy, especially the alien who thinks TikTok dancing solves trauma. #jackmeatsflix
Dolly (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Dolly (2026)
Imagine Texas Chainsaw had a porcelain-faced cousin with anger issues. That's our 70s grindhouse family reunion from hell starring Dolly. #jackmeatsflix
Only Feet (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Only Feet (2025)
A broke couple gets rich off toe pics, but the scary part is Jace thinking his online admirer isn’t a retired pervert named Joe. #jackmeatsflix
Scream 7 (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Scream 7 (2026)
It’s slashy, it’s nostalgic, and the killer reveal hits with all the impact of a lukewarm microwave burrito. #jackmeatsflix
Wanted Man (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Wanted Man (2024)
A serviceable action thriller that benefits from its star power but ultimately falls short of its potential. #jackmeatsflix
Refuge (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Refuge (2026)
Refuge asks, “How far would you go for your kid?” Apparently, it's kidnap your friends and interrogate them like it’s a Temu "Saw". #jackmeatsflix
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