IMDB | Jackmeats Flix

I was on board with the demon tattoo premise, but this felt like three spooky campfire stories awkwardly sharing an apartment. #jackmeatsflix

This flick is more of a thriller than a horror, and its uneven pacing keeps it from ever rising above mediocre. #jackmeatsflix

The story is simple, but the movie moves fast enough that I barely noticed as another colorful disaster happened onscreen. #jackmeatsflix

Aesthetically appealing indie flick that has a hard time explaining what it was trying to accomplish. #jackmeatsflix

Protanopia doesn’t hold your hand. It blindfolds you, spins you around, and says, “Good luck figuring this out.” #jackmeatsflix

It’s like someone pitched Friday the 13th but got distracted by Playboy and never circled back to the plot. #jackmeatsflix

She came to find her sister and accidentally started a one-woman demolition job on the Roman underworld. #jackmeatsflix

Feels like a horror-comedy that forgot both the horror and the comedy even though Scout Taylor-Compton showed up ready. #jackmeatsflix

It’s like The Craft met Heathers at a food court, then spent an hour posing before remembering to be violent. #jackmeatsflix

This movie made me nostalgic for losing quarters in the arcade, because at least Mortal Kombat earned my pain. #jackmeatsflix

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