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Captive (2023)

Feels like a horror-comedy that forgot both the horror and the comedy even though Scout Taylor-Compton showed up ready. #jackmeatsflix

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Forbidden Fruits (2026)

It’s like The Craft met Heathers at a food court, then spent an hour posing before remembering to be violent. #jackmeatsflix

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Immortal Combat (2026)

This movie made me nostalgic for losing quarters in the arcade, because at least Mortal Kombat earned my pain. #jackmeatsflix

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Border (2018)

If weird movies had airport customs, Border would breeze right through and still leave everyone confused and impressed. #jackmeatsflix

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Apex (2026)

Beautiful to look at, stressful as hell, and a great reminder that the Aussie outdoors is exactly why I stay inside. #jackmeatsflix

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They Will Kill You (2026)

A bloody, darkly hilarious flick that knows exactly how ridiculous it is and has a blast with every severed limb. #jackmeatsflix

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57 Seconds (2023)

Morgan Freeman does his absolute best to make this messy sci-fi thriller look smarter than it really is. #jackmeatsflix

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Hive (2026)

Hive starts strong with terrifying chalk-demon kids, then slowly turns into a suburban horror movie defeated by what’s basically kitchen sugar. #jackmeatsflix

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Protector (2026)

Milla Jovovich spends 72 hours proving that kidnapping the daughter of a trained war hero is an awful business decision. Who knew, LOL. #jackmeatsflix

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In Darkness (2018)

A stylish thriller that kept me hooked, then hit me with a twist so messy it nearly drove straight through the plot. #jackmeatsflix

Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Captive (2023)

Captive (2023)

Forbidden Fruits (2026)

Immortal Combat (2026)

Border (2018)

Apex (2026)

They Will Kill You (2026)

57 Seconds (2023)

Hive (2026)

Protector (2026)

In Darkness (2018)

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