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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Troll 2 (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Troll 2 (2025)
The team returns, the troll returns, and the pacing…wanders off for a bit. At least the VFX never bails. #jackmeatsflix
Pose (2025)
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Pose (2025)
Pose tries to be artsy and mysterious but ends up feeling like an awkward weekend nobody wanted to attend. #jackmeatsflix
Creep Nation (2019) #jackmeatsflix
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Creep Nation (2019)
The dark web is watching her every move. Unfortunately, none of those moves include common sense. #jackmeatsflix
TRON: Ares (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Tron: Ares (2025)
Tron: Ares brings the Grid back in style with jaw-dropping visuals and a killer soundtrack, delivering a worthwhile sequel. #jackmeatsflix
Wormtown (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Wormtown (2025)
Ashland’s residents are basically Airbnb hosts for flesh-eating worms, and three women are done paying rent in this gory parasite party. #jackmeatsflix
The Grove (2025)
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The Grove (2025)
If you’ve ever wanted Captain America remade by Temu, The Grove has you covered with a sequel tease no less. #jackmeatsflix
Tapawingo (2025)
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Tapawingo (2025)
Tapawingo - where the fights are sloppy, the humor is dry, and the hero looks confused even when he’s winning. #jackmeatsflix
Bugonia (2025)
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Bugonia (2025)
Dark comedy turns dangerous fast in this sharp satire where every scene asks the same question: what if she’s really an alien? #jackmeatsflix
One Battle After Another (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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One Battle After Another (2025)
Oscar's incoming? Penn and PTA shine in this bold, bizarre epic led by DiCaprio and rising star Chase Infiniti. #jackmeatsflix
Frenzy Moon (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Frenzy Moon (2025)
Come for the werewolves, stay for the unintentional laughs. Frenzy Moon is a #turkey best left off your cinematic plate. #jackmeatsflix
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