Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Wrong Side of Dead (2026)
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Wrong Side of Dead (2026)
Wrong Side of Dead wasn't terrible, but it tried so hard to force a twist, I just stopped caring. #jackmeatsflix
Colony (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Colony (2026)
Colony isn't the next Train to Busan, but its bizarre zombies bring a hive mind with a body count. #jackmeatsflix
Shackled (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Shackled (2026)
I wanted to like Shackled more because the premise is great, but the movie keeps choosing the least interesting road possible. #jackmeatsflix
Lockbox (2026)
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Lockbox (2026)
Lockbox isn't reinventing horror, but Carla Gugino and Katharine Isabelle are so damn reliable they make vague demon nonsense more watchable. #jackmeatsflix
Feed (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Feed (2026)
Feed is a decent little indie vampire flick, assuming you can tolerate influencers making stupid decisions while being hunted. #jackmeatsflix
Meg 2: The Trench (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Meg 2: The Trench (2023)
With Mutiny coming this weekend, I revisited Meg 2. Great visuals but so hokey I wondered if this was Fast & Furious: Fish Tank Edition. #jackmeatsflix
Her Private Hell (2026)
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Her Private Hell (2026)
Her Private Hell looks great, but after an hour, I was begging the neon nightmare to actually give me a story. #jackmeatsflix
It Ends (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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It Ends (2026)
It Ends traps four recent grads on an endless highway where the car never needs gas, phones never die, and AAA doesn't exist. #jackmeatsflix
Run (1991) #jackmeatsflix
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Run (1991)
I remembered liking Run, and thankfully 2026 me agrees that this silly little ’90s action flick still knows how to have fun. #jackmeatsflix
Soulm8te (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Soulm8te (2026)
Soulm8te is what happens when a lonely guy gets a naked robot girlfriend and immediately starts editing her code. Where's the problem? #jackmeatsflix
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