Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Jungle (2017) #jackmeatsflix
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Jungle (2017)
A gripping survival film that becomes even more powerful once you realize how much the true story was toned down #jackmeatsflix
Bears on a Ship (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Bears on a Ship (2025)
My opinion? The poster deserves an apology for being associated with this audience-punishing filmmaking. #jackmeatsflix
The Beldham (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Beldham (2025)
Postpartum horror meets haunted farmhouse, occasionally interrupted by scenes that feel like they wandered in from another movie. #jackmeatsflix
The Internship (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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The Internship (2026)
This felt like Spy Kids with an identity crisis and way too much CGI blood for its own good. #jackmeatsflix
Dracula (2025)
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Dracula (2025)
Equal parts tragic romance and stylish horror, Besson’s Dracula is a feast for the eyes, anchored by solid performances. #jackmeatsflix
Street Knight (1993) #jackmeatsflix
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Street Knight (1993)
Jeff Speakman kicks plenty of ass, but Street Knight never hits like The Perfect Weapon. Still fun, still fast, still very ’90s. #jackmeatsflix
Psycho Sex Dolls (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Psycho Sex Dolls (2025)
Ridiculous, self-aware sexploitation comedy pretending to be horror. Unfortunately, the killer robots forgot the killing part. #jackmeatsflix
Boy Kills World (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Boy Kills World (2023)
Boy Kills World will appeal to fans of high-energy, blood-drenched action with a touch of surrealism. #jackmeatsflix
Doctor Plague (2026)
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Doctor Plague (2026)
Feels like a lost VHS slasher with a killer in an outfit you could DIY and a conspiracy far messier than needed. #jackmeatsflix
Self-Help (2025)
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Self-Help (2025)
Self-Help feels like it’s constantly about to go off the rails, then politely decides not to. #jackmeatsflix
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