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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Mārama (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Mārama (2026)
I went into Mārama completely blind and discovered that accepting mysterious letters to creepy mansions remains a terrible decision. #jackmeatsflix
Don't Look Now (1973) #jackmeatsflix
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Don’t Look Now (1973)
2 years ago today, we lost Donald Sutherland. In typical form, he commands the screen in this chilling and thought-provoking film. #jackmeatsflix
Affection (2026)
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Affection (2026)
Brilliant concept about memory and identity, until you realize the movie isn’t entirely sure how its tech works either. #jackmeatsflix
Josh Johnson: Symphony (2026)
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Josh Johnson: Symphony (2026)
Threw this on while doing PC maintenance and ended up laughing more than troubleshooting. That's a good sign. #jackmeatsflix
Wake Up (2024)
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Wake Up (2024)
Predictable? Absolutely. But sometimes watching idiots wander into disaster is all the entertainment you need. #jackmeatsflix
Heart of Stone (2023)
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Heart of Stone (2023)
Not every twist lands perfectly, but Heart of Stone keeps throwing enough surprises around to stay entertaining. #jackmeatsflix
Speed Demon (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Speed Demon (2026)
I watched a nun perform an exorcism on a speeding train and honestly had fewer questions than you would think. #jackmeatsflix
Mortal Kombat II (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Mortal Kombat II (2026)
Mortal Kombat II embraces everything that makes the games fun, including the part where people's spines and heads become optional. #jackmeatsflix
Vampires of the Velvet Lounge (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Vampires of the Velvet Lounge (2026)
A surprisingly funny vampire movie that reminds us some matches really are too good to be true. #jackmeatsflix
Los Habitantes (2023)
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Los Habitantes (2023)
My new glasses worked perfectly because I could clearly see the twist coming from about fifteen minutes in. #jackmeatsflix
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