Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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The Furious (2026)
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The Furious (2025)
It doesn't reinvent the revenge movie, but when the fights are this good, why would you care? #jackmeatsflix
House Sitter (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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House Sitter (2026)
House Sitter has way too much talky talky and not nearly enough stabby bloody. #jackmeatsflix
The Get Out (2026)
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The Get Out (2026)
Turns out retiring from the crime business is somehow even more stressful than staying in it. Who knew? #jackmeatsflix
The Red Book Ritual: Gates of Hell (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Red Book Ritual: Gates of Hell (2025)
I watched The Red Book Ritual: Gates of Hell so you don't have to. Even the characters wanted to quit halfway through. #jackmeatsflix
Enola Holmes 3 (2026)
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Enola Holmes 3 (2026)
Even Enola couldn't solve the mystery of where all the fun from the first two movies disappeared to. #jackmeatsflix
Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls (2023)
Onyx the Fortuitous has enough fun and practical effects, If you can survive Onyx's infomercial voice for 110 minutes. #jackmeatsflix
Southern Scares (2026)
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Southern Scares (2026)
Horror plus a 90s video store is basically catnip for me. Too bad the VCR accidentally chewed up the last ten minutes. #jackmeatsflix
Sight Unseen (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Sight Unseen (2026)
Low budget, sure, but at least Sight Unseen never tries to convince you cardboard boxes are million-dollar special effects. #jackmeatsflix
Beaten to Death (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Beaten To Death (2023)
This is not one of those times when the title is NOT putting it mildly so check out one man's determination to survive. #jackmeatsflix
Obsession (2026)
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Obsession (2026)
Inde Navarrette doesn't steal this movie. She kidnaps it, duct tapes it in the trunk, and somehow makes your EX a little less clingy. #jackmeatsflix
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