Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

Hold the Fort (2025)

Hold the Fort (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Hold the Fort (2025)

The funniest part might be everyone calmly explaining the annual demon invasion like it's garbage collection day. #jackmeatsflix

Seven Snipers (2026) #jackmeatsflix

Seven Snipers (2026)

Tim Roth and Radha Mitchell deserved a better script, or is the best defense against one sniper inviting a whole bunch of other snipers? #jackmeatsflix

Mutilator 2 (2023) #jackmeatsflix

Mutilator 2 (2023)

Watching Mutilator 2 is like attending a horror convention after-party that accidentally turned into a slasher movie. #jackmeatsflix

Big Foot Burgers (2026)

Big Foot Burgers (2026)

Big Foot Burgers feels like someone lost a bet and decided to make a movie around a joke that wasn't funny. #jackmeatsflix

Deep Water (2026)

Deep Water (2026)

Renny Harlin delivers exactly what I expected. A survival-thriller that rarely lets up, even when physics occasionally takes a lunch break. #jackmeatsflix

Saccharine (2026) #jackmeatsflix

Saccharine (2026)

The monster looks like Jabba the Hutt's sleep paralysis demon, which became one of my favorite parts. #jackmeatsflix

Time of Death (2025)

Time of Death (2025)

I enjoyed the investigation far more than the ending, which somehow found room for several extra tragedies nobody ordered. #jackmeatsflix

Mārama (2026) #jackmeatsflix

Mārama (2026)

I went into Mārama completely blind and discovered that accepting mysterious letters to creepy mansions remains a terrible decision. #jackmeatsflix

Don't Look Now (1973) #jackmeatsflix

Don’t Look Now (1973)

2 years ago today, we lost Donald Sutherland. In typical form, he commands the screen in this chilling and thought-provoking film. #jackmeatsflix

Affection (2026)

Affection (2026)

Brilliant concept about memory and identity, until you realize the movie isn’t entirely sure how its tech works either. #jackmeatsflix

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