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Speed Demon (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Speed Demon (2026)
I watched a nun perform an exorcism on a speeding train and honestly had fewer questions than you would think. #jackmeatsflix
Mortal Kombat II (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Mortal Kombat II (2026)
Mortal Kombat II embraces everything that makes the games fun, including the part where people's spines and heads become optional. #jackmeatsflix
Vampires of the Velvet Lounge (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Vampires of the Velvet Lounge (2026)
A surprisingly funny vampire movie that reminds us some matches really are too good to be true. #jackmeatsflix
Los Habitantes (2023)
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Los Habitantes (2023)
My new glasses worked perfectly because I could clearly see the twist coming from about fifteen minutes in. #jackmeatsflix
Hokum (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Hokum (2026)
Hokum kept me interested with its mystery and scares, even if some answers seem to have vanished into the basement. #jackmeatsflix
Invisible Target (2007) #jackmeatsflix
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Invisible Target (2007)
The action in Invisible Target is fantastic, but what is with Benny Chan's personal vendetta against every window in Hong Kong? #jackmeatsflix
Super Happy Fun Clown (2025)
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Super Happy Fun Clown (2025)
Super Happy Fun Clown proves that years of emotional abuse and clown makeup are rarely a winning combination. #jackmeatsflix
Kill Code (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Kill Code (2026)
There’s a decent action movie hiding inside Kill Code, but this is more like an AI experiment escaped before final edits happened. #jackmeatsflix
Iron Lung (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Iron Lung (2026)
Iron Lung is 80,000 gallons of fake blood and one guy slowly losing his mind in a submarine that feels legally unsafe. #jackmeatsflix
Fuze (2026)
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Fuze (2026)
Apparently, finding an unexploded WWII bomb is London's version of ringing the dinner bell for extremely organized thieves. #jackmeatsflix
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