Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To
Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to.
A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating.
Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.
Accursed isn't the worst #Shocktober movie I've seen, but between the predictable plot and cardboard characters, that 3.4 feels pretty generous. #jackmeatsflix
Three genetically engineered killing machines, one pissed-off sniper, and a whole lot of government stupidity. My kind of #Shocktober evening. #jackmeatsflix
Apparently the footage left investigators baffled, but I was more baffled by how they made an abandoned psych hospital this damn boring. #jackmeatsflix
Pay to Die spends more time mocking crowdfunding and B-movie filmmaking than actually fitting into #Shocktober. At least a few jokes work. #jackmeatsflix
Apparently, anxiety wasn't terrifying enough, so Appendage decided to turn it into a disgusting little creature. Fitting #Shocktober fun. #jackmeatsflix
Camp Miasma is a bloody, self-indulgent love letter to '80s slashers & when the movie starts shooting blood everywhere, I know #Shocktober is here. #jackmeatsflix