Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Evil Dead Burn (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Evil Dead Burn (2026)
I love Evil Dead, so watching Burn unleash this much gore while everyone makes stupid decisions made for a bloody good night #jackmeatsflix
Supergirl (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Supergirl (2026)
Supergirl takes Kara into space for a Guardians-style adventure, but apparently finding enough Lobo for the movie was too difficult. #jackmeatsflix
Piercing Screams (2025)
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Piercing Screams (2025)
This feels less like a horror movie and more like an infomercial for people really passionate about body suspension. #jackmeatsflix
Scary Movie (2026)
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Scary Movie (2026)
It's not a disaster, but after all the hype around the Wayans returning, I expected a lot more than polite chuckles. #jackmeatsflix
Night of Blood (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Night of Blood (2026)
Six people enter a deadly endurance challenge. The real test is making it through this movie without checking the time. #jackmeatsflix
Red Rabbit Lodge (2026)
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Red Rabbit Lodge (2026)
It's not a terrible watch if you're just looking for some old-school slasher comfort food and don't mind turning your brain off. #jackmeatsflix
Masters of the Universe (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Masters of the Universe (2026)
Masters of the Universe delivers the action, but at 146 minutes even Skeletor wanted someone to wrap it up. #jackmeatsflix
The Amityville Horror (1979) #jackmeatsflix
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The Amityville Horror (1979)
A classic that's worth revisiting for its atmosphere, performances and place in horror history, just don't expect outright terror. #jackmeatsflix
Amityville Death Toilet (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Amityville Death Toilet (2023)
If your horror movie's best actor is the toilet, you may want to rethink a few casting decisions. #jackmeatsflix
Amityville Cop (2021) #jackmeatsflix
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Amityville Cop (2021)
Cinema Epoch and Amityville together should've been my warning, but I pressed play anyway because apparently I enjoy suffering. #jackmeatsflix
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