Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

M3GAN 2.0 (2025)

M3GAN 2.0 (2025) #jackmeatsflix

M3GAN 2.0 (2025)

A step down from the first, but M3GAN 2.0 remains a fun, ridiculous warning about AI we’re probably already too late to stop. #jackmeatsflix

Greenland 2: Migration (2026) #jackmeatsflix

Greenland 2: Migration (2026)

I enjoyed the first one, but solid performances and grim visuals can’t save this sequel that forgets basic logic. #jackmeatsflix

Predator: Badlands (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Predator: Badlands (2025)

Predator Badlands shifts the franchise to a lethal alien world where character growth and spectacle evolve alongside relentless alien danger. #jackmeatsflix

The Great Flood (2025)

The Great Flood (2025)

A mother fights rising waters and impossible choices, proving that survival means nothing without protecting the child who defines her. #jackmeatsflix

The Running Man (2025) #jackmeatsflix

The Running Man (2025)

A modern but uneven update that nails the action and performances, even if the tone clashes with its darker themes. #jackmeatsflix

Beneath (2025)

Beneath (2025)

I found it hard to stay immersed when the characters move like malfunctioning animatronics at an abandoned aquarium. #jackmeatsflix

TRON: Ares (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Tron: Ares (2025)

Tron: Ares brings the Grid back in style with jaw-dropping visuals and a killer soundtrack, delivering a worthwhile sequel. #jackmeatsflix

The Grove (2025)

The Grove (2025)

If you’ve ever wanted Captain America remade by Temu, The Grove has you covered with a sequel tease no less. #jackmeatsflix

Bugonia (2025)

Bugonia (2025)

Dark comedy turns dangerous fast in this sharp satire where every scene asks the same question: what if she’s really an alien? #jackmeatsflix

Altered (2025)

Altered (2025)

There’s a good film buried under the noise somewhere, but it stumbles from scene to scene without ever sprouting. #jackmeatsflix

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