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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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The Nice Ones (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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The Nice Ones (2026)
The Nice Ones isn't terrible, but it's definitely the kind of #Shocktober movie you'll forget about before the credits finish. #jackmeatsflix
Stormageddon (2015)
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Stormageddon (2015)
Stormageddon is definitely cheap as hell, but I had way more fun with this ridiculous computer-causes-the-apocalypse nonsense than I expected. #jackmeatsflix
Scorched Earth (2022) #jackmeatsflix
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Scorched Earth (2022)
This is what happens when you take an interesting premise and then botch every aspect of the film in the process of making it. #jackmeatsflix
AIMEE. The Visitor (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Aimee: The Visitor (2023)
Aimee: The Visitor had a pretty cool killer-AI setup, then apparently ran out of ideas right when things were getting interesting. #jackmeatsflix
The Last Assassins (2026)
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The Last Assassins (2026)
I love a snowy apocalypse, but this spends so much time in the fog I wondered if the budget was hiding in there. #jackmeatsflix
Shackled (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Shackled (2026)
I wanted to like Shackled more because the premise is great, but the movie keeps choosing the least interesting road possible. #jackmeatsflix
Meg 2: The Trench (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Meg 2: The Trench (2023)
With Mutiny coming this weekend, I revisited Meg 2. Great visuals but so hokey I wondered if this was Fast & Furious: Fish Tank Edition. #jackmeatsflix
Soulm8te (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Soulm8te (2026)
Soulm8te is what happens when a lonely guy gets a naked robot girlfriend and immediately starts editing her code. Where's the problem? #jackmeatsflix
Supergirl (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Supergirl (2026)
Supergirl takes Kara into space for a Guardians-style adventure, but apparently finding enough Lobo for the movie was too difficult. #jackmeatsflix
Disclosure Day (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Disclosure Day (2026)
Spielberg still can put on a show. Shame the massive conspiracy reveal felt more like a polite shrug than a mic drop. #jackmeatsflix
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