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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Blood Rush (2025) 10 Dec 2025
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Blood Rush (2025)
Blood Rush proves 64 minutes can still feel like punishment. No blood, no boobs, and no talent - nice trifecta. #jackmeatsflix
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Frenzy Moon (2025) #jackmeatsflix 30 Nov 2025
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Frenzy Moon (2025)
Come for the werewolves, stay for the unintentional laughs. Frenzy Moon is a #turkey best left off your cinematic plate. #jackmeatsflix
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Monster Tapes (2025) 23 Oct 2025
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Monster Tapes (2025)
Two vloggers, one monster, zero logic. Monster Tapes is chaotic horror nonsense that almost escapes full #turkey status. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
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Red Static Rising (2025) #jackmeatsflix 11 Oct 2025
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Red Static Rising (2025)
Two girls, zero plot, plastic knives, and random boobs. Red Static Rising redefines “student film horror” by failing every class. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
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Taped Up Memories (2023) #jackmeatsflix 09 Oct 2025
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Taped Up Memories (2023)
Taped Up Memories brings us some #Shocktober found footage, which to me was more like lost interest. #jackmeatsflix
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American Psychopath (2025) 06 Oct 2025
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American Psychopath (2025)
With a title like this, you expect a blood-soaked slasher, but we get a tension-free, drama club sizzle reel. #jackmeatsflix
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Leprechaun: The Beginning (2025) #jackmeatsflix 19 Aug 2025
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Leprechaun: The Beginning (2025)
Leprechaun: The Beginning isn’t the beginning of anything. It is so bad that even Lucky Charms filed a restraining order. #jackmeatsflix
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Open (2025) #jackmeatsflix 01 Jul 2025
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Open (2025)
To put this poor student horror film in a way the makers will understand, I give this one a "D" #jackmeatsflix
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Serial Rabbit One (2025) 09 May 2025
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Serial Rabbit One (2025)
This isn’t a film, it’s a 20-year-old prank that someone accidentally hit “Upload” on to see who would fall for it, ME. #jackmeatsflix
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Livestream (2025) #jackmeatsflix 04 May 2025
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Livestream (2025)
This isn’t a movie. It’s a punishment. A 91-minute hostage situation with attention whores screaming over each other like it’s an audition into Hell. #jackmeatsflix
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